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Dronte 17th Century

The most interesting and valuable animal of all time, the dodo (sv: Dronten) were found in thousands on Mauritius before the Dutch almost hunted them to extinction. However, a few dodos survived, and the Union had several transported to the Holy city of Ontsby where they live around the holy settlement.


The dodo is famous as the most awesome bird of the birds that can't fly. Dodos belong to the animal group "tjockhudingar", since they are so resistant to explosions, injuries and the corruption of capitalism.

Viking Lord Lusk was crowned King of Sweden by the dodo council in Ontsby in 9XX something (will look up the exact date when I start my laptop, it's incredibly important to get the dates right, out very existance depends on it.)


The capitalistic Dutch killed these little nice things to sell their claws! Evil I tell you, evil! worse than the function