Since we got a new paper called "PartiBladet" that are making news from 1 point of view. Dr Phil sponsored us to make our own news paper where we make news from several points of news. That will make our news more trustworthy than "PartiBladets".
First News
"PartiBladet" is from a working party (The Party) which is a party for communist scums! They good with communism is that everyone is hard working. Atleast during Stalins time in Russia/Sovjet. The bad things is that they are poor, they can't do anything, they got almost no food! But in Dr. Phil's home town CastleCity no one and I mean NO ONE is poor. Everyone got food for a year or more. Everyone got a BIG roof over their heads and showers so they do not stink like the communists.
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"I'm all for free speech but this is worse than eating ears!", says Don Eastlund aka Mikäää F. RAlund.
"PartiBladet is worse than eating ears 2, PartiBladet is for the high placed leaders and not for everyone! Like Dr Phil News", Says Director of Dr Phil News (Not Dr Phil himself).
This is bullsh*t, you got no proof that this isn't a free speech paper. If you do please announce them for us. - Founder of Dr Phil News
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"The dark side of the Force...", says Radam Smetenskij on the matter.
"Luke, I'm not your father... because we are not Darth Wader... We are on the "light" side of the force!" - Founder of Dr Phil News
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"Mamutarna var en av dom få håriga TJOCKHUDINGARNA" - Niko Benedictus
"I bet they were..." - Founder of Dr Phil News