The Holy city of Ontsby (en: Painsvillage) is the most important location on earth. Stalin was careful not to piss Sweden off when he allianced himself with them; the Holy city of Ontsby is of great importance for both the vikings and Stalin.
After the Dodos were found to have survived the genocide by the Portuguese, some of them were re-located to Ontsby, since it has been theorised that if there's one animal that's holy, it's the dodo, and what place is better for them to be than a Holy city?
Also, scientists believe that the entire human population is striving to get to the Holy city of Ontsby. Whatever you do, you always ends up in Ontsby.