It's here... somewhere...
Smockahali is a country in the Outer Middle East... or was it the Inner Lower West?
Anyway, Smockahali, and especially Outer Smockahali, is known for their bad food. They export their food to other countries, and have often received complaints about food poisoning. Though Smockahali continues to ship their bad food, since it's overlords wish to squeeze the last dollar out of the country.
So if you're looking for edible food, avoid Outer Smockahali at all costs. Outer Smockahali, in the Inner Middle West... no wait, Northern Southern East, dammit, Outer Lower Middle Western North. East. South. BAH!